Total Medals Earned: 96 (From
18 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,265 Points
5 Points Complete an easy level without dying
5 Points Stomp a cat
5 Points Attempt to double jump
5 Points Stomp a cat while fat
10 Points Mid-air axe death
Medals Earned: 5/14 (30/360 points)
5 Points Kill the N00bs.
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/80 points)
5 Points Break your own record 3 times.
5 Points Die for the first time.
5 Points Die sliding.
Medals Earned: 3/22 (15/490 points)
5 Points Master the Fire Flip.
5 Points View the intro movie.
Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/415 points)
Defend US! 2
5 Points Buy 5 turrets
5 Points Kill 25 enemies
Medals Earned: 2/28 (10/500 points)
5 Points You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
5 Points Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
5 Points Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
5 Points You found the baseball bat!
5 Points You've earned extra kupo!
5 Points You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
5 Points You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
5 Points You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
5 Points You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
5 Points The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
5 Points You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
5 Points You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
5 Points You found the hidden skull!
5 Points Start the game... press the play button.
10 Points You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
10 Points You found the dead blue bird!
10 Points You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
10 Points You found the Goober action figurine!
10 Points You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
10 Points Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
10 Points You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
10 Points You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
10 Points You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
10 Points The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
10 Points The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
10 Points Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
10 Points Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
25 Points You found the video game controller!
25 Points You found the magical shrunken head!
50 Points You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
50 Points You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
Medals Earned: 31/44 (350/500 points)
25 Points Complete ONE THIRD of the original levels.
50 Points Complete TWO THIRDS of the original levels.
Medals Earned: 2/14 (75/805 points)
5 Points first Kill
Medals Earned: 1/21 (5/825 points)
Leave Cthulhu Alone
5 Points You have completed the first and easiest level!
Medals Earned: 1/15 (5/280 points)
5 Points Pass the first stage of the Castle
5 Points Eat the meat off of a werewolf
5 Points Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
10 Points Pass the Second stage of the Castle
25 Points Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
25 Points Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
50 Points Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Medals Earned: 7/8 (125/150 points)